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mexitalian-prince:

If you google “Lady Gaga with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Katy Perry with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Britney Spears with fans” you’ll find this:

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and if you google “Beyonce with fans” You come across this:

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But if you google “Christina Aguilera with fans” you find this;

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stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

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andrewquo:

If a bunch of single dads move in together and don’t call it the dad pad I’ll be very upset

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irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

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